THE NEWS-SHOW:
(Snort!) Good evening!
Here the latest news on the bomb attempt on policemen on the occasion of the swearing in ceremony of the new, with internment authorization equipped special drug unit of the city police Zurich, where totally 21 policemen were lacerated in a most cruel way.
This very bloody bomb attempt commited by a splinter-handgranade, aroused in the public not only waves of indignation, but also overfoaming delight in some places.
From reliable sources we got to know, that the difficult obduction of the unrecognizable mutilated and disfigured parts of the corpses amounted, that there are not as reported 23, but only 21 victims.
Deputy Adolf
Wanker Officer Hermann Lowbrow
Since then these two are missing.
The drug addicted terrorist Adelheid Metzler (photo), who's strongly suspected of guilt, is still free despite most intensive search.
Good evening!
POLICEMEN IN DISTRICT 5 OF ZURICH
(Newspaper notice: "Death-handgranade lacerate 21 policemen", "Diana: I want the divorce!")
Policeman 2: "Over there they are!" (Bird shits on Policeman) "These shit-birds! - Fucking shit-birds!"
(Policemen in front of entry with red writing: Cops out of district 5!)
DEALING JUNKIES IN TOILET
Dealer: "Come on, get lost!"
Junkie without money: "I'm on withdrawal, need urgently a fix!"
Dealer: "Come on, you pay first, then you'll get!"
Junkie without money: "Please!"
Dealer: "Come on!"
Junkie with money: "Hey, don't you want to give me the dope?"
Dealer: (To Junkie without money) "Don't stand around so stupid, goddammit!"
Junkie with money: "Hey, give me the dope, hey! Stress!"
Junkie-terrorist: "Hey, you damn jerk, what kind of shit palmed you off on me?!"
Dealer: "Shut up, shit-cunt!"
Junkie-terrorist: "Really, hey!"
Dealer: "What did you give me?"
Junkie with money: "I gave you hundred francs."
Dealer: "You gave me fifty francs!"
Junkie with money: "I surely didn't give you fifty francs, just now. - Sure, you've put it in, haven't you?"
Junkie without money: "But I can't pay now, I can't pay you everything until tomorrow."
Dealer: "Forget it!"
Junkie without money: "Just a little, please, please!"
Dealer: "First you pay me your debts, don't you?!" -
"Don't touch me, you! (draws the jack-knive) First you pay, then you'll get the dope, is that clear?"
POLICEMEN STORMING THE TOILET
Policeman 1: "Stop! Freeze! - To the wall you scoundrels!"
Policeman 2: (To the Junkie-terrorist:) "So you pig, here you are! Get out!"
Policeman 1: "Spread your legs! - Shut up!" (Keeps the two junkies and the dealer covered)
Policeman 2: (While thrashing the junkie-terrorist) "Killing 21 cops, our mates, I'll make you pay for this!
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(After she lays motionless on the floor) So, that's done, I think."
Policeman 1: "Look down!"
Policeman 2: "Closer! - Now spread your legs! - So, spread your legs, goddammit! - There you are, you damn bastards!"
Policeman 1: "Stop!" (shoots junkie without money)
"Freeze! Down, or I'll shoot!"
Junkie with money: "Hey, you can't do that!" (gets beaten up)
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Policeman 1: "To the wall! - No witnesses!" (shoots junkie with money)
Policeman 2: "So, you pig!"
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"Hey, she (the junkie-terrorist) pushed off!"
Policeman 1: "Damn! Couldn't you thrash her right, you cissy! Everything I have to do myself! Go on now!"
Policeman 2: So, you lad! (grabs dealer) - Damn junkies! - So, you lad, talk, where does that slut live?"
Dealer: "I don't know!"
Policeman 2: "Come on, out with it, where does that slut live?"
Dealer: "I don't know anybody!"
Policeman 1: (Aims his gun on the dealers forehead) "Hey, you got five seconds! - Four, three, two, ..."
Dealer: "In the squat at the Beverly Hills of Zurich!"
Policemen 1 and 2: "Thanks!" (shoots him)
