AT THE SQUAT
Junkie-terrorist: (While running home) "This damn pig! - (In front of the front door) Hey, open up!"
Alcoholic-squatter: (Pissing) "Hey, what's up?"
Junkie-terrorist: "Hey, open up the door!"
Alcoholic-sqatter: "I'm coming, hey! - (Opens the front door) What's that fuss about, hey?"
Junkie-terrorist: "Asshole!"
Alcoholic-squatter: "Hell, do you look fucked up, hey!"
Junkie-terrorist: "Shut up!" (knocks him over, the bottle of Vodka gets broken)
Alcoholic-squatter: (After he licked up the Vodka from the floor) "That was delicious, hey! - Whow, beer-shampoo! (drinks beer-shampoo) Yes, yes, fantastic, hey! - (To the two bursted in policemen) "What kind of hideous faces are you two, hey?"
Policeman 1: (After his mate was puked over by the alcoholic- squatter) "You pig!"
Policeman 2: "You pig!" (beats up alcoholic-squatter)
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POLICEMEN STORMING THE LIVING-ROOM
Policeman 1: (Gushes in the living-room) "Stop! Freeze! - (Arms- fool-squatter shoots off policeman 1's thumb, has a jam, whereupon policeman 1 shoots in his penis)
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Hands up! - (Arms-fool-squatter presses hands between his legs) Up with your hands, go!"
Policeman 2: "There we have them!"
(Policeman 1, hit by a stone, goes
K.O. , whereupon Policeman 2 flees)
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